Girls on girls, I cannot begin to describe the attention the women showed while wearing this unicorn head. Walking through the crowds girls would flock and ask where I had recieved a real unicorn head! At first I was cautious, but then I shared the knowledge at which I had. The words uttered from my mouth on that glorious day of July 28th, 2013 had made my life dreams come true.
Not just one or three beautiful exotic women had approached me, but close to around 15 had asked about my glorious head dress. Needless to say I was overwhelmed at the though of all these women touching my unicorn covered face. The feelings of popping Molly I'm sweatin wooooo! Mixed with an excitement of hormonal women just grazing around the magical horn had made me realize this was the best purchase of my life!
Up until now I was a shy, and a virgin in the biggest sense of the term used. But once that magical mask had covered my face I was no longer Jamal. I was now lance the magical unicorn who had powers not known to even Zeus himself. The power was in my hands and the secret of the horn was starting to get out. I would find myself in the middle of these raves with more then one unicorn. Unfortunately, the mask lost it's power when other unicorns were around. I was very temperamental at this point, so I had to do what any other man would do... I painted my mask pink and added glitter for flare. Once again I came out on top to all the other unicorn posers that I encountered in my travels.
I can not thank this mask enough for introducing me to the wonderful world of female vaginé. The glorious adventures that this mask has taken me on cannot be described.
From fist pumping my unicorn horn to shoving that thing in some unsightly beings had givens a grasp on reality. This reality was that I was no longer a mere mortal, I had transformed into a full fledged mythical unicorn, horse penis and all. The other Jamal's did not have anything on me when it came to size which had astounded me in more ways then one... My new powers had given me hope that while wearing this mask I could do anything I wanted.
The problem with this is when it came to the law.. From my time traveling from Miami to Ibiza I had challenged the law. I became an international criminal through the drug lords of Mexico 'Escobar familià' to my binges of high grade cocaine. The pigs were on to me but as a mythical unicorn I knew I could outrun and out fight the pigs 'in the literal sense'. They ain't have s*** on me as the grandmaster 2 chainz would say. I ran and hoped aboard carrier ships destined for Europe, I fought the homeless, I did things no other unicorn would ever admit to anyone. But once again I realized as an immortal I could get away with it. I had jumped aboard a pirate ship in the sub-African straight where I had met captain Pete aboard the oil tanker, in which a bounty of 5 million euros was placed on. We had now taken full control of the tanker with my new found friend trayvon, carter, mr. White and the infamous Curtis Jackson. However the united navy seals had heard of our pirating scheme and all y friends at been neutralized except me. I had now managed my way into a pod of dolphins.
This opens a new chapter in the history of Jamal and the magical horn. In which will be defined in mitt romneys next new book where we get together and take over America one state at a time.
My final words are but this mask because the possibilities are endless. And if you like a little extra female attractions towards yourself this is definitely for you!
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