Batman Arkham Origins Xbox 360

Batman: Arkham Origins - Xbox 360 (Video Game) Eses, lemme tell you all something, if I can: Batman is a masked crime fighter whose real name is Bruce Wayne. I was shocked to learn this myself after I bought this sweet, sweet nugget of a game, but a quick perusing of Wikipedia told me everything I needed to know, homes. I, honestly, always thought that Batman was really Darkman, but everyone just kept misspelling his name. I stand corrected.

That out of the way, I have nothing but praise for Batman: Arkman Origin. It takes a whole bunch of geniuses working together really hard to make another highly original Batman videogame that completely rehashes the age-old themes of Batman’s origins. So kudos to Warner Bros. for creating a game that’s even more original than Obama’s cop-out excuse of blaming the utter failure and embarrassment of the Obamacare website on GW Bush, miha! This game is so good that—I kid you not—I actually wet myself a few times from the sheer excitement of controlling my D/i/c/k Grayson.

First of all, the voiceover work in this game is top-notch; that’s how second rate it is! I mean, they got all the awesome Batman voice actors like Adam West, Cesar Romero and Burt Ward to really give this videogame high quality. I’m glad the producers, in a stroke of inspired genius that almost matched Obama’s absolutely failed attempt to blame the partial government shutdown on the GOP, didn’t pick those bad Batman voice actors like Kevin Conroy or Michael Keaton/Christopher Bale.

Sure, the launch of this game is still utterly marred by the leftist dude who shot up an Aurora, Colorado theater when The Dark Knight Returns was released in 2012, but I think it’s time to move on from the lie that extremely violent videogames like this cause greater gun violence. That’s only what those reason-using, highly educated Republicans want you to believe, but we Democrats clinging to our global warming fantasy know better because we know that extremely violent videogames like this cause a reduction in gun violence. Duh! After all, when you raise taxes, the economy grows, just like it’s been under Obama…oh wait, it hasn’t! Never mind! Bad example, LOL.

As a hardcore videogame machine (that’s what I call myself, ese), I really appreciate awesome gameplay more than story or graphics, miha. This game’s controls are so sick that they reminded me of NES’ Batman video game from 1989—that’s how solid and tight the controls are here, yo! I mean, when you press a circle button, Batman sort of looks like he throws a jab, and when you repeatedly press the x button, Batman may once in a while even duck or something that looks like that! Awesome gameplay!

Folks, I word-that-rhymes-with-hit you not: Buy this game from Amazon right this second, please! I urge you to do so because it’s the right thing to do, and it will help to stimulate the U.S. economy, which badly needs stimulating under Obama. So run, don’t you dare walk, to Amazon’s shopping cart and purchase Batman: Arkman Original right now. Gilby will smile on you for doing so.


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