Searching...
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
12:15 AM

Call Duty Ghosts Xbox 360

Call of Duty: Ghosts - Xbox 360 (Video Game) Parents will enjoy this game, as well as impressionable young people who have a hard time separating fantasy from reality and controlling their tumultuous emotions. This game is very healthy psychologically because it allows you to b/l/o/w off a lot of steam by virtually murdering all of your opponents from different factions (read: genocide) and countries. I think it is better to do this virtually than in real life though some liberals may disagree.

Essentially, Call of Duty: Ghosts allows you to pretend to be a spree k/i/l/l/er who is armed with rockets, bazookas, shotguns and other sorts of firearms, which is why all guns should be totally legal everywhere. The fun of this game comes when you get the chance to blow the brains out of people with whom you have a disagreement instead of talking things out diplomatically. I love games like these because they make the case for less gun control. After all, it’s knives and sticks and stones that do the real damage in society, homes!

Only evil conservatives and Republicans with their pesky facts and reason want to come down hard on videogame makers for putting out Call of Duty: Ghosts, but this is bull since it’s guns that k/i/l/l people, not people who k/i/l/l people! Duh! Plus, the gameplay of this game is so responsive that it would be a pity to ban it.

For instance, when you press a button, you get to decapitate your opponent with a gunshot right to the brain! Awesome! Press another button, and you get to shoot another opponent in his stomach, disemboweling him as he virtually bleeds to death! This is totally better than having violent fantasies, ese! Wooo! Press yet another button, and you get to murder hundreds of virtual opponents all at the same time! I don’t know about you, but I was getting shivers down my leg just like Chris Matthews did!

You should buy this family-friendly and non-violent game from Amazon immediately. It’s healthy to use guns to destroy your virtual opponents. After all, studies show that violent games make people more prone to violence, but it’s only the kooky conservatives with their science and logic who claim this. The rest of us should just get more desensitized! Gilby likes virtual destruction!


Click Here For More Information About Call Duty Ghosts Xbox 360

0 comments:

Post a Comment

 
Back to top!