Assassins Creed IV Black Flag PlayStation

Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag - PlayStation 4 (Video Game) The venerable franchise for all those lonely video-game players who can't score dates if their pimples depended on it has returned with a brilliant, fourth installment. Here, the video game sees Scott Stapp reunite with Mark Tremonti (an Italian-American) as they go on their tough journey to reform Creed, their once-powerful, post-grunge band that worshipped Jesus at every turn of every lyric. Hence, the title: A/s/s/a/s/s/in's Creed. Did you know that Stapp's real name is Anthony Scott Stapp, hence A/s/s/? True, dawg.

Anywho, this game is a rollicking ride of yarling fun from the very beginning. It picks up right where last year's third installment left off: at the local AA, where Stapp is still trying to get sober, but, darn it, his demons keep pulling him back down into a self-destructive lifestyle. However, all of a sudden, Tremonti jumps into a cutscene, picks up his Fender guitar, and then churns out radio-friendly, AOR licks and chops after another.

Stapp gets inspired by this, and the two men quickly find Jesus again (for the 10th time since 1997). They reunite, put together the remaining shreds of their once-popular band, and then go on tour, opening up for the likes of the Baha Men and, of course, Hanson.

The best part of this game is the create-your-video feature, which lets you put together your very own YouTube shreds version of a Creed performance. That is the highlight, ese. Let me yarl to that, homes.

Folks, even though you have no more money and have stopped looking for work thanks to Obama's ruination of the U.S. economy, who cares? You're being too negative by focusing on that little thing. Just go to Amazon right now and buy this fine video game. Tell `em that Gilby sent ya, and then sign up for Obamacare, yo (if you can).


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